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The romance that Amanda had always dreamed of had come true and
the biggest wedding that Paint Rock had ever seen was just hours
away. Unfortunately for Amanda, the All-Night Texas Grill Cafe was
just five minutes away from the Southside Tribulation Southern Baptist
Church and ex-beau Joe Dell Boudreaux had just happened to stop
for a cup of coffee, having just returned from an extended business
trip in Nuevo Laredo.
The mayhem that started that night in Paint Rock
came to be known in these parts as the Joe Dell Deal. Or, more precisely,
as The Last Deal Joe Dell Did.
Its a short story but kinda hard to follow if you didnt
grow up in the area of discussion and didnt have access to
the particular kind of reasoning and cultural conditioning thats
been a birthright of folks from these parts for many generations.
At least as far back as when Joe Dells great great grandfather
painted the rock that gave Paint Rock its name, and as far as can
be determined, pretty much caused an astronomically influenced hideous
twist of fate that would ultimately change the lives of everyone
in Paint Rock to some degree, depending on just how darn well they
knew Amanda or Joe Dell, or any of their friends or enemies.
Like I said, this is fixin to get complicated so I'd better
start with trying to explain why Joe Dell was in Nuevo Laredo instead
of looking out for his hometown interests, mainly his ex-girlfriend
Amanda, who he obsessed on, maybe even loved. If there's any chance
of any of this making any sense at all, itll be in the last
chapter, so dont try to figure it out, just listen.
Chapter 1: The dance at Loweke
Joe Dell dreaded having to make the drive to Loweke just for a chicken
fried steak and couple of longneck beers. He figured he might as
well brush off the snakeskin boots and get out the Garth Brooks
shirt so he could wander on over to the VFW Hall for some dancing,
boozin and maybe some fist fightin. Although he'd much
rather watch a fist fight than be a participant in one. Unfortunately
his reputation was just the opposite. He couldnt really remember
how he got the reputation for fighting, but it had both pros and
cons. Ninety percent of the time, if people thought you liked to
fight, they would do anything to avoid getting into a fight with
you. Unfortunately, the other ten percent of the time someone was
usually looking for you because they knew you like to fight. Sometimes
they were looking for you to settle up for some fight youd
previously had with a friend. You can see how this had a way of
becoming a vicious circle. And it didn't matter whether you lost
or won a fight, fighting just sort of happened on a regular basis.
Heck, losing was just barely worse than winning a fight. Either
way you were probably going to be in more pain than you expected
when the evening began. All this fighting stuff was getting old.
The fighting itself was bad enough, but it had gotten to the point
that when he wasnt fighting, he was thinking about fighting.
Actually it was more serious than even that. He was thinking about
not fighting.
It was a deadly boring drive between Loweke and Paint Rock. The
only thing to break the monotony of the long straight West Texas
highway was the San Angelo country western radio station breaking
in intermittently with a good ol Southern Baptist Saturday
night revival happening somewhere out there in the darkness. Joe
Dell estimated that hed see State Trooper Wheeler, who always
parked on the shoulder next to the Ballinger Dairy Queen, about
the same time the radio evangelist would be wrapping up the sermon
and calling for sinners to leave their folding chairs and walk down
the sawdust covered isle. Joe Dell was fairly familiar with the
evangelism, tent meeting scene. Heck, hed been saved ever
since he was barely old enough to realize that Catholics were having
way too much fun to get to Heaven. At least not the direct route
that only the Southern Baptist had access to. According to Brother
Bubba Bowden, pastor of Joe Dells hometown church, most of
the world was going to Hades in a handbasket while Brother Bubbas
flock was bound for Glory.
Sure enough, the Dairy Queen appeared on the left, as did Trooper
Wheeler, parked just out of sight around the corner and almost within
arms reach of the pick-up window. The radio evangelist instructed
the choir to hum the melody of the invitation and Joe Dell cruised
out of town past the sign that read Loweke 8 miles.
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